Nailed To The X

I Googled Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

You’re always typing
Well, let’s see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What’s a “term paper”?

http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html


  1. belladonna1981 reblogged this from infosourcemyvagina
  2. infosourcemyvagina reblogged this from xlittlebear and added:
    You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face. That will show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail!...
  3. natipanda reblogged this from xczarx and added:
    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen… The second one? PURE GOLD!
  4. xlittlebear reblogged this from xczarx
  5. xczarx posted this
To Tumblr, Love Metalab